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Just read my homeowners insurance policy

Apparently if someone were to break-in during the night and steal my blankets I wouldn't be covered.

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Black magic

2. What is it called when a group of black men exit a building?

A blackout.

3. “Doctor, will my mother-in-law die?”

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4. Why did the sun never set in the British empire?

Because god couldn't trust the british in the dark.

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6. Why did the Oceangate fail?

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7. What is the difference between a Christian blow up sex doll and a Muslim blow up sex doll?

The Muslim one blows itself up.

8. What mistake did Abraham Lincoln do before he was assassinated?

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